We all need a laugh in these times. This blog is not to be taken seriously.

1. Your wife is using up all of that fancy soap.
2. You always know where your teenagers are.
3. Everyone’s forgotten about the fake almost melt-down of the nuclear power plant.
4. Your irritating neighbour doesn’t talk to you anymore.
5. You’re saving money on gas – a lot. 
6. You finally got caught up on Orange is the New Black.
7. Your house has never been so clean or disinfected.
8. Nobody comes to work with a cold.
9. Most of the annoying drivers are off the road.
10. Coughing is an effective way to deter potential muggers.