Student: Are we having a test on probability? Me: Probably not. Unlikely.
A teacher told me she used to teach a little boy who would take off his pants, climb up onto the shelf and pee into the radiator to hear it sizzle.
I was walking back towards the school after dismissing a kindergarten class with a couple of parents from the parent council. I was really thirsty and had just ...
A student in grade 1 came in after recess and told me the tree hit him! I thought for a moment, I guess a tree does have arms!
Kindergarten girl at Dance-a-thon: Ohhhh – I need my skinny jeans to dance to this song!
Me: What is the most common bird in the world? Kindergarten Student: Pterodactyl?
I sat with the teachers from Al-Huda Elementary School at Pembroke Publisher’s conference. We had fun!
Had a shop attendant recognize me as his former substitute teacher. He remembered the gross facts I told when he was in elementary school!
Me: How come you didn’t come when I called you? Student: I didn’t hear you! Me: How many times do I have to call you to come? Student: 3 (the number...
Grade 1 Student: Are you married? Me: No, why do you want to introduce me to someone? Grade 1 Student: Yes! My dad!